Date of publication: March 18, 2000

"Something Wicked This Way Converges"

        Though I live in Saint Paul, I belong, for reasons I won’t go into, to a mailing list of Seattle-based tech writers. We talk over the back fence about what is especially putrid, horrible, defamatory and sick in the world of technology, and this week, I got a doozy.

        It's an inside-journalism memo from Neil Westergaard of the Denver Business Journal, and it's a good enough cautionary tale of the age of convergence to reprint the facts here.

        You may know that a major telecommunications merger is underway, involving the takeover of US West by a company called Qwest. And you may have thought, well, they are phone companies, they must know what they are doing.

        Denver's Business Journal selected the Qwest/US West deal as its top story of 1999. Besides publishing a nice positive article about the merger, the paper invited executives of the two companies to a special breakfast.

        This is a considerable honor for any company, and 99 out of 100 would thank their lucky stars for the attention. But not Qwest. Freelancer Frank Nelson, assigned to write the puff piece on the two companies, called in to say there was "a problem."

        The problem was that the corporate relations people at Qwest refused to let Nelson talk to Qwest CEO Joseph Nacchio, on the grounds that they did not know Nelson. Company policy, it seems, is to communicate only through known entities -- reporters the company feels comfortable with, and knows where they live.

        Furthermore, unless the Business Journal assigned the story to a reporter selected by Qwest, Qwest refused to assist in arranging an interview with Sol Trujillo, Nacchio's counterpart at US West.

        This was PR hardball, and it was coming out of nowhere. Surely Qwest understood that the task at hand was harmless even in the powder-puff world of regional business journalism. 

        The editor called the Qwest flack back, hoping that there was some sort of mistake. But there was none. Qwest refused to provide Nacchio except to a writer it knew was in the company's pocket.

        Neil Westergaard recalls thinking at the time: "What kind of a company tries to tell a newspaper who to assign a story to?" Especially this story, which was by its very nature a mushy profile that could be produced with or without Qwest's cooperation?"

        Answer? A monopoly, like the telephone company. Only this wasn't the old telephone company. It was Qwest, the new age, high-tech new kid on the block.

        Westergaard stood his ground, and eventually Qwest backed off. In so doing, Qwest came up with a new explanataion for their policy. "We just wanted to make sure your reporter doesn’t waste Joe's time asking a lot of stupid questions," Westergaard was told. Last time that happened, Joe Nacchio "bit our heads off," the flack said.

        But skip forward to last week. Two days before the breakfast, US West called to ask why they hadn't received a special invitation as a "winner." After all, they said, this was "a merger of equals" that came about because of the vision and drive of Sol Trujillo and Joe Nacchio --  so, logically, both companies should be recognized.

        Fair enough, the newspaper replied. Since it was not their intention to shortchange anyone in the "deal of the year," they worked out a plan whereby both companies would accept the award. They even created an additional commemorative plaque to hand out.

        Surely, surely, surely everyone was happy now?

        Friday morning, at the breakfast, there was Nacchio walking into the ballroom of the downtown Denver Marriott Hotel. But no Trujillo. Instead, US West's new vice president of communications, Phil Burgess, would be accepting the award. Trujillo was said to be busy with a "senior management team" meeting.

        Here were two giant companies who were making a big deal about their ability to get along to achieve synergies in telecom matrimony. One would imagine that they would have taken advantage of the chance to communicate prior to the breakfast -- but they had not.

        So Westergaard had the unhappy duty to inform Nacchio that his US West counterpart would be a lowly VP. Nacchio went ballistic. "I can't give you his exact words because I was too dumbfounded to whip out a notebook," Westergaard said. Suffice to say Nacchio was not pleased. The communications people at Nacchio's table were quaking with fear.

        Nacchio took two bites of his breakfast, then rose and left the hall.

        Which is weirder -- demanded to be invited to an event and then not showing up (US West)? Or showing up, and then pitching a hissy fit at the protocol?

        Either way, the future for telecommunications in the immense western market is clear. Driven not by market realities, but by executive ego.

        Keep an eye on Joe Nacchio -- he's a capitalist for the new epoch.

 

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Comments on this column:

Sounds like the folks at Qwest, like the folks at Microsoft, have a thing or two to learn about public relations. They've picked a fight they can't win. As an editor said long ago, "Don't get in a war of words with a man who buys ink by the barrel."

H.B.M.


One of my clients was recruited by Sol to work for USWest. God does he hate that company now. He is very circumspect but has made it clear he has very little respect for Sol or the way he does business.

Once I laid out my theory as to why USWest is so bureaucratically fucked up (essentially because it's in their own best interest to be unable to help competitors with service requests). The guy would not comment, but I got the distinct impression that this was exactly the case. Sol Trujillo is Satan, and Quest is just his new bride.

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