THE COLUMNSby Michael Finley
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since you ask... your column stinks. its good your audience is ignorant, or atleast the people who pay you. i get a whole lot more info from the likes of tomshardware, cpu-central etc .COM than i have ever from any of your writing.
so there!
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1998 STORIESTo reprint an item, just drop me an e-mail. - Mike 1999 'Moron' Award Winners Announced (December 27, 1998) Death, Hell, & Santa Claus, (December 25, 1998) Greensleeve, A Christmas Poem (December 20, 1998) Torn to Bits: A Fable for the Information Age (December 12 1998) The Dog Internet (December 21, 1998) A Rose in December (December 6, 1998) How Many Workstations Has the Pope? (November 30, 1998) The Pregnant Policeman (November 22, 1998) The Man in the Plastic Garbage Can (November 15, 1998) Hurrah for Minnesota! Hurrah for Democracy! (November 4, 1998) My Brush with Fame (November 8, 1998) The Future Is Falling (November 1, 1998) Are We Getting Studiper? Devolution in Action (November 1998) The Dog of the Future (October 25, 1998) Computers and Prunes: A Cautionary Tale (September Computer User 1998) Is Your Car TV-Ready? (October 18, 1998)
Farewell to the Pioneer Press (October 19, 1998) Columbus in the reading room: a Moebius trip (October 12, 1998)
My 15 Minutes of Fame (September Computer User 1998)
Pretty Vacant (August Computer User 1998)
Hotrodding (July Computer User 1998)
John Henry Was a Steel Drivin' Man (Hermes 3000) (April Computer User 1998)
The War Machine (March Computer User 1998)
Everything I Know I Learned from My PC (January Computer User 1998) Spam Takes a Holiday (March Computer User 1998)
11 Worst Misfortunes to Befall a Road Warrior (January 1998) (full-length article)
Gloomy Guesses about the Coming Global Meltdown (October 5, 1998) What Hath God Wrought? Telegraphy in the News! (September 28, 1998) Mortality a Vexing Problem for Computer Buyers (September 21, 1998) Warning Signs You May Be Going Overboard Online (September 14, 1998) Labor Day with Peter, Paul & Mary (September 7, 1998) My Dinner with Daniele (August 24, 1998) Huzzahs for the Digital Footsoldiers (August 24, 1998) Microsoft Reeducation Camp (August 17, 1998) Present Without Being Present (August 10, 1998) A Banner Day for Tacky Advertising (August 3, 1998) The Boys & Dads of Summer (July 27, 1998) Who Put the 'Dull' in Adult? (July 20, 1998) Dumb, Dumber, Dumbest (July 13, 1998) Kill Your Computer, Then Everyone Else (July 6, 1998) Multifunction Printers: Buy 'Em in Pairs (June 29, 1998) Merfuff: Portrait of a Cyberfriend (June 21, 1998) Taking a Machete to the Jungle of Wires (June 15, 1998) When The Lights Go Out (June 8, 1998) A Modest Baseball Proposal (June 1, 1998) Dear Online Expert: Please Do My Homework (May 25, 1998) Guerrilla Business (May 18, 1998) Fortississimo! (May 11, 1998) A Page for Doctor Kharbanda (April 27, 1998) The Knockdown, Dragout Battle of the Word Processors (April 13, 1998) A Scanner in the Works (for April 6, 1998) Yoohoo -- Is Anybody There? (March 30, 1998) My Mom's Computer (March 23, 1998) Does Your Home Need a Cleanroom? (March 16, 1998) The Spook in the Machine (March 9, 1998) Microsoft Is the Borg: Prepare to Be Assimilated (March 2, 1998) A listmaker’s dream (Feb. 23, 1998) Isn't It Good: Norwegian Opera (Feb. 16, 1998) Utility Heaven and Futility Hell (Feb. 9, 1998) Is Matt Drudge the New Tom Paine? (Feb. 2, 1998) Internet Explorer is Neat ... but Deadly (Jan. 26, 1998) How I Lost My Guru Status (Jan. 19, 1998) Keeping the faith in 3D (Jan. 12, 1998) Beyond the Paperless Office (Jan. 7, 1998)
The Millennium Fiasco ... a Y2K scenario
(Jan. 1, 1998)
A means it's one of my favorites.
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