Candidate & Master
(December 30, 2000)
Moron Awards 2001
(December 31, 2000)
Don't Bother me
(December 8, 2000)
Republicans and Democrats
(December 15, 2000)
Pass the Test
(December 13, 2001)
The Blue Bicycle
(December 25, 2001)
The Trouble with Time
(December 8, 2001)
The Boat Is Full
(December 2, 2001)
The Other Side of the Tracks
(December 1, 2000)
The Worst Technologies of the Last 1,000 Years
(December 2000)
Cellar, Beware
(December 2000)
Stupid People
(November 23, 2000)
Invisible Angels
(November 17, 2000)
Techno-Smear
(November 8, 2000)
Sorry
(November 5, 2000)
Pow! Charlie Hahn Lets Me Have It Right in the Kisser
(October 29, 2000)
Achy Breaky Head
(October 29, 2000)
Here We Go Round the Mulberry Tree
(November 2000)
But I'm Not on a Team
(November 3, 2000)
Elect an Expressive: George W. for Thespian-in-Chief
(October 27, 2000)
Endorsement: Vote for Gore and Bush
(October 22, 2000)
Young Mike vs Old Mike
(October 19, 2000)
Wail of the Internet Siren
(October 27, 2000)
One Man's Meter
(October 13, 2000)
Bathtub Madonna
(October 9, 2000)
Al Gore's Lies
(October 8, 2000)
OnYourSide.com, R.I.P.
(October 6, 2000)
Retreat to the Future!
(October 2000)
Yugoslavia's Hour
(September 26, 2000)
PC Helper
(October 7, 2000)
Demassify the Olympics!
(October 7, 2000)
Sometimes I Wonder
(September 20, 2000)
Interim Report on Minnesota Folk Festival
(September 16, 2000)
Two Old Techies
(September 16, 2000)
Rage Against the Machine!
(September 10, 2000)
Monarchs & Viceroys
(September 9, 2000)
Up the Amazon
(September 8, 2000)
LABOR DAY: A Fish in the Flood
(September 4, 2000)
A Solution to Road Rage
(September 2000)
79 Snoopys All in a Line
(August 31, 2000)
S.O.S. - Save Our Spam!
(August 12, 2000)
Long Live Wishy-Washy
(August 2000)
Legislature Votes $865 Million to Folk Festival
(August 20, 2000)
Letter to Sid Hartman
(August 12, 2000)
The Honey Guide
(August 18, 2000)
Gee, Whiz
(August 8, 2000)
Tasmanian Devils
(August 10, 2000)
10 Cold Questions for George Bush
(August 2, 2000)
Prayer for Peace
(July 26, 2000)
NOTE TO READERS #2
(July 25, 2000)
Conversation with the Candidates
(August 12, 2000)
Imelda's Closet
(August 2000)
Folk Strategy
(August 2, 2000)
Lake Street USA
(July 23, 2000)
The Killer Shrew
(July 31, 2000)
Review: Lawrence Sutin's A Postcard Memoir
(July 23, 2000)
Thanks, Everybody!
(July 13, 2000)
The Laptop That Thought It Was a Cat
(July 2000)
Sheep Dip
(July 22, 2000)
Greatfull for the Worm
(July 12, 2000)
The Woolly Mammoth
(July 11, 2000)
REVIEW: Rich Broderick: Woman Lake
(July 6, 2000)
REVIEW: Charles Potts: Nature Lovers
(July 3, 2000)
King of the Techno Hill
(July 2, 2000)
A Big Fat Hen
(July 2, 2000)
Stop Being English!
(July 4, 2000)
Jungle Larry & B'wana Mike
(July 9, 2000)
Apocryphal Business Fables
(July 2, 2000)
Silverbacks
(July 4, 2000)
More Zany Computer Humor
(June 25, 2000)
Cynical Thoughts about the Microsoft Breakup
(June 8, 2000)
"The Amoeba Organization"
(June 25, 2000)
"Appreciate the Barnacle"
(June 18, 2000)
Conversation with a Father
(June 18, 2000)
The Electronic Candidate
(June 11, 2000)
Bran Ferren's Story
(May 20, 2000)
Memorial Day 2000
(May 20, 2000)
NOTE TO READERS #1
(May 20, 2000)
The Thing Inside Your Head
(May 2000)
Beyond Plasma
(May 28, 2000)
Seminary Days
(May 2000)
Invoking the Manson Clause
(May 2000)
Years of Nerve
(May 2000)
My Literary Feud
(May 2000)
Desire of the Everlasting Hills
(May 22, 2000)
I, Doctor Morbius
(May 15, 2000)
The Napster Monster
(May 1, 2000)
Bill Buckley We Miss You
(April 30, 2000)
The Bat of Minerva
(April 30, 2000)
Branded!
(April 23, 2000)
Inside the Canine Head
(April 7, 2000)
The Michael Finley Worry Index
(April 7, 2000)
The Sins of Microsoft
(April 5, 2000)
Cisco in the Crisco
(April 12, 2000)
The skin over a young girl's wrist
(April 3, 2000)
Poetry, Incorporated
(April 3, 2000)
I Will Fool No More Forever
(April 2000)
Why We Are Black
(March 25, 2000)
Something Wicked This Way Converges
(March 18, 2000)
Bees in the Head
(April 16, 2000)
A Fistful of Dog Food
(March 2000)
Report from the Death March
(April 2, 2000)
Night Shift at the GOP Phone Bank
(March 26, 2000)
My Computer, My Friend
(March 3, 2000)
"Dotcom at the Dogyard"
(March 20, 2000)
"Lessons from The Mikado"
(March 12, 2000)
"Borrowing from Pat to Pay Paul"
(March 17, 2000)
"Last one in is a rotten egg"
(February 27, 2000)
cipher, erase ...
(Presidents Day 2000)
Waiting for South Carolina
(February 8, 2000)
In Spite of the Amputations
(February 6, 2000)
Shakespeare in Love
(February 14, 2000)
The Ice Father
(February 14, 2000)
A Fresh Start
(February 13, 2000)
Stand Up for James Brown, Y'all
(February 6, 2000)
How I Became Scots-Irish
(January 30, 2000)
My Life with Kathleen Soliah
(January 23, 2000)
A Bonfire of Creative Destruction
(January 9, 2000)
Dog Down the Well
(January 5, 2000)
Cold Wind, Mad Dog
(January 3, 2000)
2001 Stories